nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
Happy Opening Night to Ramin Karimloo and the cast of Anastasia (4.24.17)
Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!
Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be
Watching their favorite movie together.
It’s unacceptable to eat six string cheeses in a row, but when we deep fry them and add marinara it’s suddenly perfectly normal.
If this ain’t me 😂
How nighas be honestly 😂😂 doing the most
me
Someone should make a horror movie where the victim makes rational and clever decisions, but still manage to get fucked. Would make the movie way more relatable to the viewer.
Iron Man (2008) // Captain America: Civil War (2016)
y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol
daenerys-stormborn-queen-of-aros:
Russell proving that British Accents aren’t sexy
He’s the best 😂